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Friday, February 26, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Seven

Hello and welcome t0 episode seven, as we bless the rains down in Africa, in a cerebral sense. Ohhhh yeah!!!





In honor of our fallen...

Rosanna, Rosanna. Ugh...

Call Me was in Vice City by the group Go West. Go West. Yup, that was their name. Holy Jefferson Starship...

The mission that Dawg couldn't finish...

Gang wars in San Andreas. Remember the good times...

iTunes has 10,000,000,000 songs that were downloaded and somehow no songs other than Journey was before 2005. That list is stupid or people are stupid for having downloaded those songs...

This link is just for Dawg. You're welcome :)

Just so you know, we don't condone the whole Chris Brown-Rihanna thing, but anytime we can work in a "google Ike Turner" shout out there, we will go there. And we did...

Leona Lewis turns out, is singing the official theme song to Final Fantasy XIII. Apparently, Beyonce was busy....

That Jay-Z song Dawg likes...

Boyz II Men theory alert!

Anytime someone mentions Wayne Brady, I have to bring this up...

Cedric The Entertainer is with Boyz II Men...

Yes, we just seriously went into "destroy and rebuild" mode for our company...

140 subscribers, thanks :)

I think we were stalling at this point and thinking of new crap to talk about during the whole over/under subscriber talk...

Excuse to run a Mrs. Ari video alert!
:)

We run BMW...

It was a Fast and Furious reject down Arcadia High School. Eat it, rice rocket....

Pouring out a little liquor for the homie BMW...

Dirk's hair at the start of the year. Sigh...

Steve Kerr has five rings, Kareem has six rings, and Bob Horry has seven rings. Yeah, Bob is a hall of famer... moreso for the Danny Ainge for all intents and purposes...

Timeout... yeah... sorry, Chris... ok, not really...

Peja and the porn star...

Yup, that's the extent of my UFC knowledge: people beating the crap out of each other...

Joe Buck sucks...

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was great...

Moses Malone didn't talk as much as Randy Savage, but when he did, he elicited the same reaction: wait, what?

The Mega Powers can't compare to the Mega No Discernible English team of Savage and Malone...

The Hulk Hogan moveset, as illustrated by Shawn Michaels...

Yeah, Lex Luger did bodyslam Yokozuna. Kinda...

The greatest people's elbow ever...

Ozzie Guillen's twitter feed is brilliant...

And now, the original words of wisdom from Ol' Dirty Bastard...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Six

Hello and welcome to the sixth, and maybe final episode of For Your Comfort Podcast, or as I like to call it, the train wreck episode.





Before the show, Rain wanted to be called "Rain Man," but we decided against it.

The other sponsor was a hygiene product, and that's as far as I'll go with that...

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand actually got a metacritic score of 72, meaning it was an average game. I f***ing disagree...

Seriously, we apologize for Rain...

Actually, it was a Ferrari that Vince gave Turtle. He also gave Turtle an Aston Martin, and they drove a Rolls Royce Phantom in the first season. The lesson? Vince got money, even if he is a fictional character...

Speaking of iPods, leave a review on iTunes now, please. We got three, let's go for four...

The first 50 Cent game was called Bulletproof, and THQ made it. I refuse to link to it...

Error: EA doesn't own the Grand Theft Auto franchise. We don't follow that close enough to know...

Personally, I'm not a big fan of Dante's Inferno aesthetic (God of War knockoff and God of War is right around the corner and is better at being God of War), but I do love the commercial...

Rain actually finishes video games. He's the guru at this point. We just buy stuff and never finish...

Sean Penn. Seriously, how?

Prince of Persia movie, wait what?

Canada is America's hat, to quote Jim Rome clones...

Anakin Tomlinson is out of San Diego and we just continue to hate on him. Good times...

The ballad of Ricky Williams...

Sorry, Canada, we were just caught up in the moment. The French part, I don't apologize for. Tony Parker, French pastry....

Yup, LeBron is just heartbroken over losing Big Z....

Watch Rain gets all righteous about Big Z possibly coming back to Cleveland...

And at the 25 minute mark, Dawg is full-on "LeBron diss" mode...

Amazingly, the person who makes insensitive remarks about foreigners is also the one on their high horse about the LeBron's non-handshake...

Yup, we are totally doing an 80s episode. Toto, whoever the hell they are, would be proud...

Big Z selling Kobe Tai DVDs. We need a photoshop of this....

We love ramps as you may noticed...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Four

Hello and welcome to the fourth episode of the For Your Comfort Podcast. Sure, we talk about the NBA All-Star Game and all, but really, this episode is all about the Fiddy.



Leave a good review on iTunes, please...

This isn't Dawg's only Halo 2 win in free-for-all, it's MY only Halo 3 win in free-for-all...

Props to T.O. and the sharpie...

Jason Kidd's stat line during the All-Star game...

On November 17, 2000, Jason Kidd had 18 points, 10 assists, 12 rebounds, and 14 turnovers, a rare quadruple-double. Yes, this happened.... against the Knicks of all people...

I'll be damned, James Worthy is 6'9"

This video pretty much sums up the Shaq-Dwight Howard fuss. Michael Jordan is Black Jesus...

The Michael Jordan-Gary Payton Testarossa story is real (page 98)...

Paul Pierce talking smack during the three-point contest...

Bill Walton quotes. You're welcome...

Kobe? Player of the decade? Really? Really?

Zo was actually MVP runner-up... damn, even during the lockout year, he can't get love...

The Tiger Woods podcast will be a crazy episode... Like, crazy...

50 Cent: Blood in the Sand. Yes, this is really happening...

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Three

Hello and welcome to Episode three, or as I like to call it, the massive train wreck episode. I swear Episode Four (as soon as Dawg uploads the darn thing) is like bajillion times betters. That's right, a bajillion times betters. I good write...



Where I got the "Black Super Bowl" reference from...

How 'Melo became known as "Pop and Run..."

Nate Robinson was a defensive back for Washington, so yeah, he likes to throw...

Jason Kidd, replacement All-Star. Yeah-uh....

Antonio McDyess rolls over his grave every time he sees old highlight reels of him...

Gary Payton talking smack to Evander Holyfield. It doesn't end well for GP...

Jason Kidd vs. Jim Jackson for Toni Braxton. Nowadays, I'm not so sure that was worth it now...

Backcourt 2000. Awww, yeah... (Note: if you click on the related links, anything related to Penny is no longer on the site. Just saying...)

Quote of the show: "Penny Hardaway has that effect on people... to go blonde."

Steve Nash = Tom Hagen

Just to clarify, the Kobe All-Star shoe is fugly. Just so we're clear on this, F-U-G-L-Y....

Please leave a comment or send a message on our twitter feeds if you have info the Kobes...

For some reason, we had a flashback to Episode Two with the Peyton Manning-LeBron dissing...

Speaking of Kobe and his love for "Kill Bill," these aren't that bad....

The origination of the Boyz II Men theory...

The trailer to "Boomerang." It had Chris Rock in it before he became Chris Rock...

Dawg falling down while running backwards. Ok, it's actually Kobe, but you get the idea...

My favorite Eddie Jones moment during his rookie season. Love the Chick Hearn calls...

Double Dribble = greatest basketball video game ever...

Michael Jordan played with Sam Perkins, not the other way around. Get that straight....

By far, the best example of a "10" dunk during a dunk contest...

Yeah, we totally missed out on Jason Richardson during the dunk contest argument...

Dominique won in 1988. MJ screwed him over...

NBA oldies were in Asia last year...

Larry Bird in the three-point contest. Bad man right there...

There's no HD in third world countries :)

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Two

Hello and welcome to the post-Super Bowl episode, aka the Peyton Manning hatecast....



Welcome back, Peyton Manning face. We missed ya so...

Speaking of Manning, he pulled a LeBron...

Tangent we totally missed out on: Manning isn't going to get as much crap for this as LeBron did... hmmm....

That French accent by Chris Webber...

Still don't know which American Karaoke singer was the one who sang the anthem and which was the one that Kanye stiffed...

ESPN America turns out, is for people living outside of the US and want to still watch real sports and not soccer...

Dennis Green, love ya...

Another Philip Rivers cheap shot, because well, he deserves it...

This more or less sums up Anakin Tomlison...

When you google "Curtis Martin positive," this is what pops up...

The weather right now in San Diego...

The whole Jeff Garcia-Terrell Owens...

Ryan Leaf...

Seau's got the good grub...

Junior Seau's reality show...

Alex Rodriguez is a douche and this video proves it (disclaimer: I don't really see how, but I just thought the video title was just appropriate)...

I keep mixing Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, when really I shouldn't be...

John Randle is a bad man...

Jerry Rice is the greatest football ever...

Jerry Rice as a Bronco... not so much...

Jeremy Shockey has two Super Bowl rings. That sentence is just nuts.

The lame 1997 Slam Dunk Contest that Mamba won... but that's still one better than 'Bron...

'Bron getting dunked on...

And in closing, Mark Morrison on Entourage... hells yeah...

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode One

Hello and welcome to the Super Bowl Preview episode, where we talk about a lot of things, none of which involves the Super Bowl. This is what happens when big brother goes on tangents...

Click here for the podcast page.



Show Notes:

Seriously, 30 people not named Ez and Dawg and their significant others have listened to us... Wow...

That horrible place we watched the David Tyree Super Bowl? It was here. Yes, that's me recording that moment, thinking Manning was gonna screw up...

Freaking Eli... from P & D on Vimeo.



David Tyree after the catch...

Who coined the term Plexi for Plaxi...

Who pissed off Bill Cowher?

Joe Montana: best football game ever...

Fuck Jevon Kearse... no link... I hate you... again, no disrespect in reality, but fuck off...

The Tom Brady mutual admiration society as personified by Turtle...

Disgustipating... write it down...

The Manning duck and face...

Dwight Freeney is a bad man... but we think it's a mind game. Why? Because T.O. played on a broken leg...

Chris Paul is gone 4-6 weeks; I hate life...

Drew Brees - former Chargers quarterback. How's that taste, Charger fan?

Tony Gwynn in HD.... ugh.....

Ez and Dawg's dad = Don Corleone. Kinda like when Shaq compared his sidekicks to the Godfather's children....

The elusive muni course that Dawg has never played in and it's not even in hell...

The Peyton Manning hatecast... so mean...

The Saints-'Skins oxymoron...

Sorry, Canada. Adam Vinatieri is actually from South Dakota...

San Diego Chargers: Chokers....

Lorenzo Neal is a hall of famer. If you're not down with that, I got two words for ya: king of the jungle...

Friday, February 5, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010

Hello and Welcome...

Hi, we're For Your Comfort Games. If you're one of the uh... one person who has been following this blog, you're probably wondering what's going on with the lack of updates or posts. Well, we're going through a massive reboot and starting from scratch. So that means we're saying goodbye to all of our old posts (and no, I'm not just doing that because a certain ex-girlfriend found out about this blog and some of the subtle jabs we've taken... as far as you know...) and giving the site a new look (or maybe dawg's better half decides this is good... and what do I know, right?).

One of our new "bright ideas" is starting the For Your Comfort Podcast. Sure, we're a small three-person team working on iPhone apps, but we have other interests and you're going to hear about, dammit. Get ready for pointless tangents, petty bantering about Japanese 80s robots, and inside jokes that will be funny only to me and big brother. But in the middle of all the chaos, we hope you'll take something productive (ie. funny) out of our podcast and it helps you get through the hectic day in the same way that my favorite podcasts do. And by "you," I mean the one person who follows this blog.

Anyways, we just recorded a dry run last night. No script, no rundown; just off-the-cuff with no regard for decency (which is why you'll hear a few edits here and there) and cohesion. As soon as we get the audio all ready to go, I'll post it here on the blog. No way is that thing going to be our first episode. Think of it as a bootleg...

In the meanwhile, here's a few clips of where I hope the podcast is once we figure out how to organize. I'd like it to be a combination of this....



And this...



More to come...

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