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Friday, March 26, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Twelve

There are lessons to be learned here in this episode, can you find them all? Here's a hint: bribing is OK in third world countries and we may or may not have started a border war with Minnesota...





President Obama doing what President Obama does well... according to the media... racist idiots...

Undertaker practicing killing Paul Bearer... yeah, this is real... kinda like his tattoo...

This is why we need a fact checker: Brock Lesnar is alive and didn't have mono, or did he? So like most people, Lesnar blames Canada...

Rampage on black on black crime...

This more or less sums up where Tim Duncan is now
. No disrespect to Pau Gasol, but no way that would have happened a few years ago...

KJ over Dream... Pippen over that "greasy-ass muthawhoooooo..."
Dream on the Raptors... "Greasy-ass muthawhooooo" on the Magic and Sonics....

Yeah, the Tim Duncan robot was a boring-ass muthawhooooo... although I think if he had teamed up with China's Finest, he probably wouldn't have been as boring...

The LeBron shoes that even Dawg can't even hate on...

Antoine Walker Puerto Rican highlights
... yup, this is happening...
Tiger and Leann
... ain't that some sad ****

Larry Bird's reaction to Reggie Miller sums up how much of a overrated punk he was... Cheryl thinks that dance was a little much, Reggie..

Say what you want about Tiger, and we do, but this moment transcends just about anything he has ever done... what a dork...

KG: 1 Bill Russell: 11; yeah, I'd still rather go as a Celtic more than a Timberwolf...

God, that 1998 Minnesota Viking team is depressing to watch...
Another statistical screw up: the '98 Vikings scored more points than any team (including the Rams) until our official team (Tom Brady and the Patriots) beat the hell of out that record...

Yup, I got one over on the Dawg on the geek scale... this is where I should post a picture of Dawg's various collections of stuff, but I'm a better person... ah, screw it...
The lost tape episodes we got will be posted, probably when Lil 'Dez gets in from traffic...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

A new addition to the All-Greasy Team

Damn, that jersey looks like a bootleg from Dawg's favorite mall...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Zero-Four

Hello and welcome to the newest train wreck of the For Your Comfort Podcast. The show notes are just a mess, kind of like the real episode...





Sarsi with egg. It's real. It's called unemployment....

Stargate: Atlantis. Shoot, and I thought we were dorks...

Dear Nike, I'd like to apologize to Nike for Dawg's statements about Phil Knight. He meant Bob Knight, who has never been associated with Nike. Ever.

Ben Roethlisberger on the other hand...

Reggie Miller and the Knicks are overrated...

Not overrated: Anthony Mason looking like he ate Derek Harper, John Starks, and Pat Riley...

So we narrowed down the #2 best shoe line is the Iversons, the Air Penny, the Bo Jacksons, and the Nike "pumps" that David Robinson wore...

David Hasselhoff's Du... which is German for "dude" apparently...

Apologies to the following: Japan, Vietnam, and GI Joe...

Hi, video games, it's 2010. Double jumps shouldn't be around anymore. It's a stupid game mechanic that was meant to hide sloppy game design. Either make the character jump high or don't bother....

Note: the spoilers aren't for God of War III, they're for Dawg's personal life...

And that special message from God of War III is coming your way. Just wait for it. Really, it's coming...

Friday, March 19, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Eleven

Apologies for this week. It's that we ran out of things to say, what had happened was we got paid by USC to botch this podcast...





Oh, and here are our USC brethren, Reggie Bush and OJ Mayo...

Steve Williams' greatest hits...

Rick Mahorn's greatest hits...

Anthony Mason's hair... geez, he sure looks he ate Derek Harper or something...

Introducing the Hall of Fame chokers Karl Malone and Chris Webber...

So the Jessica Simpson-dude from Smashing Pumpkins thing wasn't true, but we ain't gonna stop that from believing it...

Toad The Wet Sprocket vs. Soundgarden vs. Stone Temple Pilots vs. Gin Blossoms...

One of my favorite moments from "The U"

God of War III in Chinese and the game still doesn't really make much sense...

Spirited casting: Jet Li as Kratos. Yeah, that could work....

I'd like to Sammy Sosa at the Congressional hearing, but I can't even find video of that. Thanks, MLB, you suck...

Ron Washington got caught with crack
. Marion Berry would be proud.

And I just realized the manager's name was Washington, but he's actually the manager of the Texas Rangers. Oops, but like Jim Rome always says, I'm not going to let that get in the way of a good tangent...

I'm not even gonna mess with that Chelsea thing...

"I win, I quit." Story of our lives, like Randy Watson...

That crappiest games blog? Well, it's here.... eewwww.... ok, just kidding I can't find it...

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast Episode Ten (and Zero-Three)

So this version of the show notes is going to be a twofer. Sorry about the audio for episode ten, but we make up for it in episode zero-three...

Here's episode ten...



Here's that Akon eerr.... Josh Clottey song that I was talking about...

Fat girl and Bone Thugs... ain't nothing wrong with that...

And now, Anakin Tomlinson in his finest moment with the Jets... poor Ty Law...

MJ and MJ.... ewww....

Nicolas Cage getting with Jessica Biel.... ewww....

MVPuppets are great and all, but the Secret Service could guard them... not like Lil' Penny...

Tyra Banks.... ay, maron.... but after she got with Chris Webber.... ewww.....

Manny Pacquiao = King Hippo

There are dungeons in Final Fantasy XIII, eff off....

The disparity of reviews for FFXIII....

The God of War III Collector's Edition that Dawg is passing up on... no three minigame DLC... so far...

The yellow PSP... and a really cool green one for Metal Gear...

What marginally better means...

Here's our take on the NCAA Tournament: we don't care because North Carolina is in the NIT, Kentucky is going to win, and we root for Nike schools, and Duke sucks. Because Duke is Duke...

And now episode zero-three...



Here's my favorite Kevin Durant and the only two times I've really watched him...

Red ain't a fan of the OKC....

Or Europeans for that matter...

Kobe the ballhog is back... and it's made it yesterday's game against Golden State....

And what Pau Gasol is good for, apparently...

Ron Artest likes defense so much he busted out with the Rodman tribute, which probably caused Rodman to roll over his grave. Gotta love that Ron Ron's barber's name is "Boogie" and that their research included going on Twitter...

Well, that's disgustapating (Kobe)


It's almost as bad as this...

Friday, March 12, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Nine

Hello and welcome to the official unwrapping of Final Fantasy XIII. And like Square should apologize for forcing us to watch melodramatic cut scenes, we'd like to apologize for the cracks in the audio...



The Kobe Oregon Ducks...

And here's some Final Fantasy XIII cosplay...

Laser Disc rules...

That Final Fantasy XIV special item I was talking about...

And now, Snake burning heaters...

Because I couldn't find a picture of Jennifer Lopez in Metal Gear, here's a hot video of her instead...

Hey, remember Sean John?

My point was, I read the comic book, then saw the digital comic book. Dammit, Dawg...

Loved Steve Nash in the Watchmen. The rest of the movie? Not so much...

Dawg's review of Ninja Assassin: a B movie in HD. Yeah, I'm Netflixing it...

Yeah, that multi-national cast of Ninja Assassin is something else...

My list of Tarentino movies goes like this: Kill Bill Vol. 2, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Pulp Fiction, that part in Sin City, and I'm not sold on that horror one he did with Robert Rodriguez...

Now here's what I remember from the movie From Dusk Til' Dawn...

Now here's what I remember from the movie Dead Or Alive...

Somebody got some Kobes...

Athlete's Foot, Time Out, Church's Chicken, and Detlef Schrempf... Wow, and yes, Schrempf is German...

The Stormtrooper Adidas kicks...

Hey, Adidas, make a Samba De Amigo shoe. I'd buy it, seriously...

This is Dawg when he saw the Kobes...

Stone Cold Steve Austin has a Twitter, and Dawg doesn't have Facebook. Wait, what?

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Somebody got some Kobes (in picture form)

ym babble - Somebody got some Kobes....

Dawg: its a happy day

Ez: you quit work?

Dawg: not quite
guess what i'm wearin right now

Ez:
oh god

Dawg:
LEBRON HEAR THAT?!? MY SHOE HOT!



Tuesday, March 9, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Zero-Two

Hello and welcome to Episode Zero-Two. We now have an official title for Turtle aka Red (for this episode only and he manages to offend half the world and parts of Mars along the way.



We start it off with Coming To America vs. Friday...

Sonic The Hedgehog 4. Eff you, Sega

Super Saiyan Sonic...

Mario Kart 64's Wario Stadium complete with big ass ramp...

Again, leave a review on iTunes, please...

To review, Sean Penn, Mark Morrison, and Toto are still alive...


Sorry for the crappy print screen, but yeah, Episode Six is our most popular...

I refuse to link anything soccer-related, unless it's this video...

Yup, Michael Jackson was still black...

And please, google "For Your Comfort" and see for yourself. We need to be at the top, people...

Random Skeletor link, just like that Skeletor reference Red dropped....

And now, Mr. Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate....

Michael Jordan dunking on Karl Malone. I'm all about the vengeance...

Yeah, we should just send Stephen Jackson to fight the Martians...

The Space Jam Jordans that Stephen Jackson would wear to fight the Martians...

That Shaq-Gilbert Arenas rumor...

Tiger really does need a new phone sponsor...

Isiah Thomas coming back from Red Lobster...

And starting now, I'm going to try to list the songs that we spliced in during the podcast. Just to clarify, these songs worked in the context of the podcast and are not necessarily reflective of our taste in music. At least I would hope not...

John Mayer's "Say"
Toto's "I'll Be Over You" again...
Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On"

Friday, March 5, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Eight

Hello and welcome to the real eighth episode of our podcast. We've decided that if we sucked for an episode, it never happened, kind of like me falling off a bus in Japan. As far as you know...



Brooklyn's Finest looks good. Any time you can get Wesley Snipes looking like the guy who's too old to be rocking braids, you're in for a good time...

Don't worry, folks, Rain, aka Jamaica Boy, aka Cool, aka iPod abuser is still alive... dammit...

Jermaine O'Neal was an invalid between those years he got punked by Argentina and socked Turtle...

Words of wisdom: don't watch Righteous Kill. You'll cry...

Quentin Richardson has been an invalid since he parted ways with Darius Miles and the antennae broke...

Yup, Marv Albert I ain't. Then again, I don't bite hookers... most of the time...

Dwyane Wade doesn't actually have a signature shoe as far as we know. And just like the shoe, the commercial was just damn weird...

Eric Snow gets mentioned somehow...

The first Team Jordans :)

Phil Mickelson telling jokes... yeah, even his entourage fake laughs...

For a better idea of David Duval through the years, do a google image search and watch the weight fly!

Yeah, you suck, Stewart Cink. How dare you...

Dawg hates Hank Haney, and has a man-crush on Adam Scott. The more you know...

Tiger when he was still with Butch...

Bill Simmons' Tiger-Ali comparison. Just so you know, he's wrong... love his books, though...

Stephon Marbury eating vaseline
. Ewww....

Allen Iverson's "Billie Jean" moment...

One of my favorite kicks ever: the original Question...

The original Pumps were cool too...

Those ugly-ass Kobe Vs I was talking about....

Those ugly-ass Adidas Kobes Dawg was talking about...

We're not going to name this undisclosed place for fear of it getting shut down. We want our bootlegs for the sake of comedy...

Video of Manny Ramirez playing cricket because videos of him actually playing baseball is banned. Screw you, MLB...

Barry Zito whacking Prince Fielder, and Alyssa Milano apparently...

"Take me to another place, take me to another land..."

Yeah, that Steve McNair plug was wrong... uh... Dawg was drunk...

Eddie George's McFarlane figure goes for...

The only 3D film I find acceptable...

Mickey Mouse in Japanese and Dawg wishing I died then. Sick bastard...

That whole "we're going to do this show 'til we're old" thing? So true...

Miss Saigon is still around, thankfully...

Happy birthday, PS2. Ten years of awesome and import goodness...

I think we're the only podcast, blog, and site that has mentioned Heavy Rain without going into the whole "the girl gets naked" part. Because we're mature adults... or something like that...

A dream autographed card would be a dual of our heroes, Captain Jack and Kevin Mitchell...

And thank God, no Toto... whew...

BTW, if Dawg is you're reading this, nah, Mamba wasn't wearing the Blackouts :)

Charles Oakley's don't give a ______ about Scottie Pippen

Thursday, March 4, 2010

ym babble - Final Fantasy XIII

Ez: one of my co-workers is taking the day off when FF comes up
he asks me if I'm doing the same thing
I'm like, "nah, I got ten years to finish that shit"
as long as I finish it before phantasy star II, I'm good

Dawg:
that means you aint never gonna finish it...
and really...
why the fuck would you wanna play FF anyway?!?

Ez:
cuz it looks great in HD

Dawg:
true dat

Coming soon: more interesting conversations, bleh....

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Zero-One

What happens when you bring music into the podcast? Well, we think it would be best that you just listen to it instead of giving you a warning and skipping it. Just know that this episode is not official canon; that's why it's called Episode "Zero-One."



Rain... er... Cool Runnings... said "shaba" for some reason to start the show and we're not sure he knows what that really means...

Mark Morrison is thankfully still alive, so now I can make "rolling over his grave" joke...

I'm guessing Cool is supposed to be Sanka...

So the Winter Olympics happened, here's the ESPN site about it... have at it, I guess...

We don't have an email address (maybe), but we do have an iTunes page. Click on it and leave a review and subscribe. Thanks...

The "four dollars" comment stems from our production budget. That's how we roll...

Snoop's celebrity playlist...

Our celebrity playlist will be forthcoming... maybe...

Just so we're clear, the 2Pac song is not "Changes." We're undecided at this point...

Regardless of what song Cool said, the Earth, Wind, and Fire song is definitely "September."

I want "Africa," gosh darn it. But Dawg desparately wants "I'll Be Over You." Whatever...

Brian McKnight is down for a version "Careless Whisper," I guess. Why am I linking to this, I'll never know...

Cool going Cartman on us...

Blame America's hat...

David Hasselhoff's "Du." What the hell?

Speaking of splicing, Cool cut off at the 15:52 mark and we just brought it back...

Oh, and speaking of Radio Raheem....

I think Cool was going for a "R. Kelly getting freaky with an underage girl" joke, but we went over it...

Chris Rock would be proud of Carlos Arroyo...

"How Bizzare" by OMC. I vaguely remember this from the late 90s...

We still want "Yellow Ledbetter" on Rock Band...

The Cutting Edge
. Moira Kelly... well, damn...

Blues Traveler, Counting Crows. They're all the same, I guess...

Death Row's Greatest Hits...

The DMX love song. Notice how fast Dawg got it on queue...

The Playstation 3 fiasco thing that happened... I guess it works now...

Aliens Vs. Predator should have a "that b***h stole my skull" mode....

The Gummy Bears theme song makes a cameo in this episode. Holy crap...

Michael McDonald is rolling over his grave... same with Warren G...

Thanks for playing the theme song to my senior prom, Cool...

Yeah, picking a Michael Jackson song is gonna be a pain...

Quick recap: Hootie, King of Wishful Thinking, and maybe a Prince song...

Mariah stole Cool's skull...

Since Cool only knows "Gin and Juice," we have to roll with that...

The acoustic version of "Plush." Genius...

The cover version of "Interstate Love Song" by Hootie? Ok, would be better if Hootie didn't mess up the line...

Quick recap #2: We picked a Ice Cube and kinda a Nirvana song....

Ja Rule? What the hell?

And of course, we had to end it on an obscure 80s track that I had to use my phone to figure out what it was. Well, it could have been worse since I thought it was a Hasselhoff song at first...

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