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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode..... uh....

See, what had happened was the internet in Dawg's third world country ain't working so hot, so we're unable to post the newest episode of the For Your Comfort Podcast. Now we do have a botched episode from a few weeks that's in the can ready to go, but I'm guessing God won't look too lightly on that, so I'm going to save that for Armageddon. In the meantime, here's some random stuff from our youtube channel to keep you amused...


Johnny Burkhalter - American Hero


The Black Mamba rapping with local entertainer (how sad....) Brian McKnight....



And on a random note, here's a song I've been digging on for the past few days. Love the 80s feel of the song. Hopefully it'll be out on Lupe's new album Lasers for me to pick up on iTunes...


Lupe Fiasco featuring featuring Alicia Keys -Love Letter To The BeatbyHypetrak

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

For Your Comfort Comics - Issue Zero

So our boss (who is actually Dawg's umm... real-life boss....) sent me these pictures from one of our original ideas for this site: a comic strip. I'm assuming this means we'll have stripper... I mean, hooker.... errr, some strips in the coming weeks. Meanwhile, enjoy these preview images. Photoshop them to Sam Cassell's head if you must...

Friday, April 23, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Zero-Six





You want your show notes? Here's your show notes...



Yeah, and this....



And for the Deebo's Dwight Howard rant, well... uh, yeah...

Good night, everybody :)

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Zero-Five

We didn't have a name for that other person who occasionally joins our podcasts, so we decided to go with Charlie Murphy. This episode is all about living in the past, whether that's a day before or back in the 80s. Huey Lewis, bitches...





Cleveland, LeBron, Pancakes, Charlie Murphy. Yes, we will go with this....

Kevin Garnett just doing his best cantankerous old man impression. Oh wait, it's not an impression anymore...

So to clarify, it was a buddy that I knew that was at the Apple Store and I asked them to see if our site works on an iPad...

The Nike McFly Hyperdunks. We like...

So the Florida Marlins - Back 2 the Future 2 thing was actually false.... oops...

But this Manny Ramirez selling his grill on eBay thing? True, because it's Manny, and Manny don't lie...

Jason Kidd is to Kevin McHale as Kevin Garnett is to Tyrone Hill... that's what a 970 SAT will get you, kids. Stay in school...

So this when I would post Chappelle Show clips, but Comedy Central is like MLB when it comes to Chappelle Show. You suck at life, MLB, for setting the precedent...

Actual picture of tapsilog, foreign food to Charlie Murphy...

This space will reserved for the photoshop of Sam Cassell Vs Chris Bosh, aka Aliens Vs. Predator...

And at the 17:30 mark, we got our Kobe and Ben Roethlisberger jokes in....

This is Montana... that's right, I went for the abstract joke...

So Batman and Superman get into a fight. This is what will happen EVERY SINGLE TIME....

Actually, this is what would happen...

Why Charlie Murphy has the Madagascar 2 soundtrack is beyond me. Then again, he has this song too....

Fergie is to Sarah Jessica Parker is to Dee Snider. Holy, Sam Cassell, Batman...

So the verdict on 2Pac's "2 Live and Die in LA:" 1:10

Just for the heck of it, "Nuthin' But A G Thang..."

Snoop Dogg and Larry King. Eff Yeah...

"Your honor, Tiger would like to call to the stand his character witness, Snoop Dogg..."

Classic Ice Cube...

Classic Bone Thugs. It's the first of tha... what?

Greg Oden, meet the pinoy Charlie Murphy. Now they can talk about Mandingo all they want... And no, I'm not going to link to Mandingo because I'm pretty sure I go blind after that...

Sazh is amazingly not that offensive, but hey, you can do worse than play wise old black man a la Morgan Freeman...

We're eighth, what the hell?

Dawg is apparently from Montana, and lost his ability to read after Superman crashed in Montana...

Greg Oden on Chatroulette on an iPhone 4G....

We support Snoop, his porn videos, Larry King and Roscoes. Awesome....

Oh crap, we're not the first podcast about Montana. It's on, fishing people....

And at 41:50, we get our first Duke diss in. Good times.... Duke sucks...

Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson...

The Pinoy Charlie Murphy has no idea what a Choc Nut is, but he's guessing it has something to with Greg Oden...

Word association: Sarsi is to Twizzler as Nagaraya is to racism as Purefoods is to basketball...

Hello and welcome to the newest episode of the For Your Comfort Podcast... Oh, crap....

Monday, April 19, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Fifteen



I think this video sets the tone for this episode... in a video game sense...



Hey, did you hear there's a new MacBook Pro? I'm sure Dawg is happy about that...

Batman: Arkham Asylum in 3D... whoop-de-damn-doo... the 3D part, not the game...

Yeah, if you don't want to hear us amuse ourselves with Batman 3D, skip to the 11-minute mark...

Aviator 3D glasses... hell, yes...

My hat size is 7 1/2.... jerk...

What Dawg means is that he uses the PSP comic book reader function...

Speaking of Captain America, what the hell is that stupid shield going to look like in HD?

The Green Lantern crossover...

I swear Dawg has never read anything about Trophies being for losers...

Craig's dad from Friday... Yeah...

DJ Hero for 50 bucks :)

Riding a chocobo is fun... in a pathetic sense... warning: spoilers...

McNabb is a Redskin... I don't know, but this could have ridiculously high Ewing Theory potential or Vengeance Scale potential...

I swear I didn't listen to the part of the Jim Nantz-Sports Guy podcast when he was talking about his favorite Masters moments...

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Fourteen

And we're back. And we have no sense of temperature apparently, because Dawg thinks 30 degrees Celsius is hot. That's just a good day in LA...




So here's Hefty's bonkers shot, that wasn't really that bonkers according to Dawg. Keep in mind who's talking...

I don't agree with Dawg on the whole Billy Payne blasting Tiger thing, because honestly, Tiger doesn't owe me or my kids or Dawg's kids anything, but I can think we can all agree that Charles Barkley should punch Payne in the face... except for the "Uncle Tom" part, which made no sense...

Peter Kostis v. Tiger Woods...
video coming if CBS hasn't burned the tape yet :(

Tom Watson won the 2009 British Open. Screw you, Stewart Cink...

Fred Couples = Ken Griffey Jr.

Ok, this is where I would link to a video of Griffey swinging, but since MLB sucks at life, I can't find a good Griffey swing video. You suck, MLB....

Adam Scott's swing...

The jackass who said he wouldn't vote for LeBron for MVP
. Idiot...

So for the people who I know are going to point this out that 'Sheed wouldn't have been on the Pistons if they had drafted Carmelo Anthony, I say this: don't let the facts get in the way of a good tangent...

Darko Milicic. Champion. Yeah....

I had no idea what Dawg was talking about because his Skype was breaking up during the helmet diving, but I'm assuming this is what he meant...

This episode of For Your Comfort Podcast is sponsored by chainsaws...

So yeah, Dawg lives in San Diego... Phil lives in San Diego... he hears things about Phil gambling... you hear enough stories...

Tyra Banks ten years ago... Sigh...

Vanessa Bryant is like whoa.... and owns the only automatic Lamborghini..

Yeah, them sumo wrestlers costumes are kinda hot...

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

For Your Comfort Podcast - Episode Thirteen

And on this day, the podcast made its dramatic return. Hopefully all 400-something of you subscribers didn't miss us, but hey, when it's Holy Week and God says, "uh, yeah... that podcast you do? Not gonna happen." You kinda have to listen...



So to clarify, Duke sucks. So what if they won? UNC won last year, and we got Michael Jordan. Eff you, Duke...

iPad? Sure, I'll get one someday, but seriously, it's got problems...

Duke's retired numbers? Ferry, Laettner, Hurley, Hill (doesn't count), Battier, motocycle guy, Mr. Candice Parker, and Reddick....

North Carolina's? Michael Jordan. Scoreboard, Duke...

But if you want to get technical, UNC has higher standards so not everybody get their number retired like Duke losers. So Jamison, Worthy, and Hansbrough have their number up there in the Dean Dome, but Stackhouse, Wallace, Perkins, Carter, and the UNC team that won in '05 don't...

Nice Tiger doesn't sit well with me, but then again iHop servers don't either. I'm a Hooters and Red Lobster kind of person....

Now this is the Tiger I need to see...

Kobe tasting the rockies? Brilliant. Also brilliant? Kobe's wife...

So when I was looking at the link for highest salaries ever, I had no idea Formula One guys made that much bank. Goes to show you Euros are nuts...

Cosplay gone wrong... And I'm thinking Dawg hired her....

Plug and play air conditioning. Brilliant if only it worked, so we're stuck with this architectural fail...

Speaking of fail, here's Kenyon Martin being a sensitive prick. I hope you don't play so I can root for Denver...

To be fair, though, I liked Kenyon Martin in Cincinnati...

I'm not linking to the Andrew Bogut injury. It's too wrong...

I will link to Joe Theismann's though...

So yeah, no spoilers or anything, but chapter 11 of Final Fantasy XIII just killed it for me, basically being the antithesis of everybody who defends the game...

For the record, 80s Larry Bird would mess up Dwight Howard and LeBron James at the same time...

The "black dudes with freckles hall of fame" is comprised of two people: Dennis Johnson and Morgan Freeman...

Great moments in Archie Comics history...

"Take the hits from the 80s, and make it sound so crazy." Freakin' Puffy...

112's "Cupid." The lesson learned: if you're living this song right now, seriously, get some sense knocked into you...

The Entourage Air Force 1s...

Once again, you don't hear Duke blue. So in closing, Duke sucks, go Broncos for winning the D2 title, and I'ma good to Seton Hall to get my masters...

Friday, April 2, 2010

In honor April Fool's Day...

Our favorite Fool of all...


BTW, you've probably noticed that we didn't release a podcast this past Monday. Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties (*cough* Rain *cough* lag *cough*), the podcast we recorded was a mess. We might be able to salvage some clips from that show, but in the meantime, stay tuned later tonight for a very special edition of the For Your Comfort Podcast. It's a clip we have saved for an occasion such as this (April Fool's in the US, Good Friday in the motherland) and it so explains why Michael Cage has been featured in this blog...

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